{"product_id":"sushi-socks","title":"Sushi Socks – 5 Pairs in a Takeaway Box","description":"\u003ch3\u003eNobody cheers for laundry detergent. Nobody keeps a gag gift.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe funny present lasts one evening, then lives in a drawer. The practical one gets used, but the wrapping comes off in silence. You don't have to pick: this one is funny tonight and on their feet tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1089\/7850\/4005\/files\/sushi-box-opening.webp?v=1787931630\" alt=\"The sushi box opens and the socks are revealed\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLooks like sushi. Is socks.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey think it's real takeaway — until they work out what it actually is. They look twice. Then they laugh. And when the laughing stops it's still socks, which is a thing people genuinely need and use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1089\/7850\/4005\/files\/matstrumpor_52_alla_fotter_soffan.jpg?v=1787896476\" alt=\"Four pairs of feet on the sofa, each in food socks (AI-generated illustration)\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFive pairs, rolled like sushi pieces\u003c\/strong\u003e – salmon nigiri, maki rolls and wasabi\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA box that fools the eye\u003c\/strong\u003e – looks like takeaway until they lift the lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWooden chopsticks included\u003c\/strong\u003e – the whole illusion, not half of it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne size fits most\u003c\/strong\u003e – roughly UK 4–10 \/ US 5–12\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReady to give as it arrives\u003c\/strong\u003e – no wrapping needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1089\/7850\/4005\/files\/WhatsAppImage2025-11-27at03.41.39_a9171b17-5370-43d5-b3fc-a0030990fb84.jpg?v=1787797548\" alt=\"The sushi socks laid out with the box and chopsticks\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e30 days to change your mind\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30-day returns. If it isn't right, send it back — no odd questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:0.85em;opacity:0.65;\"\u003eThe sofa photo is an AI-generated illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sushi Sock","offers":[{"title":"5 pairs","offer_id":59005938270533,"sku":"SUSHI-SOCKS-5","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 pairs","offer_id":59005938303301,"sku":"SUSHI-SOCKS-3","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1089\/7850\/4005\/files\/WhatsAppImage2025-11-25at08.41.59_5_f2d180f7-ed80-4541-a8bc-b46c53250530.jpg?v=1787797548","url":"https:\/\/sushisock.com\/products\/sushi-socks","provider":"sushisock.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}